Shawty seen me in the same plaid shirt everytime see seen me

realniggaannouncements:

She gotta think I’m broke

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

(via pizza)

  • Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?
  • Me: No, but you can get these hands.